Sunday, February 22, 2015

I own the bathroom

Pam came out of the one bathroom, after being in there for a while and said in big voice, "The bathroom is yours".

Using my keen wit and immense powers of reasoning I quickly deducted that she was dividing up the house and assigning ownership of rooms. I was obviously getting the bathroom. I reasoned that she would claim the kitchen and bedroom unless I acted quickly so I exclaimed... "And I lay claim to the kitchen and bedrooms".

This of course left her with only the living room and the one remaining bed room and the "other room", sometimes used as a dining room.

Seeing the folly in her ways since she had been outmaneuvered she said, "What on earth are you talking about?"

I'm thinking about charging a fee for use of MY bathroom now, so if you come over bring some spare change.

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